The Client List (2010)

A housewife turns to prostitution to support her family, then to support her drug habit, in the based on a true story Lifetime TV movie The Client List (2010). In the movie that was turned into a television show of the same name when it became such a big hit with fans, Jennifer Love Hewitt stars as Samantha Horton, a Texas housewife who applies for a position at the "Kind Touch Health Spa" after her husband (Teddy Sears) is injured on the job and can't work. Kind Touch, if you couldn’t tell by the name, which Samantha apparently couldn't, turns out to be one of those sexy massage parlors where the kinks you work out aren't the ones in your neck. That wasn't the kind of gig Samantha was looking to take, but when she realizes how much cash her humongous hooters can generate, she signs up for the job anyway. Finding she has a natural talent for the ol’ rub n’ tug in large part because of her amazing naturals, Samantha soon becomes a top-tier escort, complete with an extravagant lifestyle and an even more extravagant coke habit. But when the parlor gets busted, Samantha’s in for an epic comedown in this cheeky satire of small-town hypocrisy. There's no real skin, but Jennifer Love’s huge tits make a welcome comeback in a series of sexy, skimpy outfits. Jennifer spends pretty much the entire movie, from her skinterview at the massage parlor to her skinevitable court appearance, in either her underwear or a sexy low-cut dress. We love those outfits! Kacey Rohl also gets sexy in her skivvies as one of Jennifer’s Love-ly co-workers, but a movie about hookers with no nudity? Guess that’s all they could afford on a basic cable budget. Looks like a full frontal shot of Jen is going back on our Christmas list after The Client List let us down.