The Babymakers (2012)

A husband goes to great lengths to get his wife knocked up in The Babymakers (2012). Tommy (Paul Schneider) and Audrey (Olivia Munn) have been married for three years, and they've decided the time is great to procreate. The only problem? Some recent testicular trauma has left Tommy shooting blanks. Desperate to impregnate Aubrey, Tommy hatches a plan to break into the sperm bank where he used to donate and steal the last remaining vial of his tadpoles.

Olivia Munn starts the film out with a literal bang in a montage of sex positions, but manages to keep all her good parts strategically covered. Fortunately her co-star Nikki Moore struts out topless 19 minutes in, and photos of supermodel Helena Mattsson’s super-mammage show up throughout the film. That'll get you spilling seed!