Sticky floors expected May 8th
Like the anticipatory stiffie in the pants of a topless Jessica Biel fan, the question of Powder Blue’s theatrical release is a story that won’t die.
Latest reports now skin-dicate that the Seventh Heaven actress’s big screen nude debut will take place on May 8th, not April 24th as it was first reported, or when Hell freezes over, as it was more recently reported.
This isn’t the first time a “never” has turned into a “now” in the history of celebrity nudity.
Consider the case of Eliza Dushku, who famously announced "You've got a better chance of seeing God than seeing Eliza Dushku nude. That's my stuff, nobody else's," before she took her top off in the 2008 thriller The Alphabet Killer, which coincidentally also got a limited theatrical release.
Stand boob for further develop-tits.
