British Call-Girl Site Says Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria Really Is Desperatefor Johns!


It isn't unheard of for D-list direct-to-DVD stars to rake in a little extra cash by offering up their "escort" services. But the star of a super popular mainstream TV show who is a frequent focus of gossip mags and paparazzi lenses? Not very likely. Mr. Skin is sure Eva Longoria's Desperate Housewives checksnot to mention hubby Tony Parker's NBA cash haulmore than cover the bills.

So why is a UK escort service claiming you can rent Eva's luscious curves for about $3000 a night? TMZ has the scoop:

You don't need to be Tony Parker to have a night with Eva Longoria. You just need three grand ... or so it seems.

A British escort agency is pimping out a working girl named Valentina on their website (1500 pounds for an "overnight" visit). The problem -- in the photo Valentina uses to advertise herself, she looks a helluva lot like Eva Longoria ... because it is Eva Longoria. In fact, the same photo appears on several Eva Longoria fansites.

When asked for comment, the nice lady at the escort agency said she didn't know Eva, but was happy to hook us up with Valentina. We called Eva's people, but nothing yet.

UPDATE:

Apparently the agency wasn't quite that desperate: After we called on the story, they switched out the offending photo. But get this: They're still selling "Valentina" as Eva-like, just in words, not in pics.

If an evening of one-on-one time with an Eva impostor will set you back nearly three G's, the price of a night with the real thing must be ass-tronomical!