Bordello of Blood (1996)

One would hope that with the title Bordello of Blood (1996), we’d get to see a lot of bodies and fluids. And Tales From the Crypt doesn’t let audiences down with this humorous horror flick. Ravishing redhead Angie Everhart plays Lilith, the queen of the vampires, who has been restored to life. When she’s not strutting her stuff in skintight outfits, the sexy star will have you scratching your crotch when she dresses like Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch (1955). Let’s hear it for the classics! The action kicks off when a hipster called Caleb (Corey Feldman) takes some of his friends to a whorehouse where Lilith rips his heart out. As such, Caleb’s sister Katherine (Erika Eleniak) enlists the help of private investigator Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller) to track down her missing kin. While Guttman searches for the dude, we get to unearth a bevy of nude boobs! The be-thonged Tamara (Kiara Hunter) bares her bountiful bosom via a chain-and-leather getup that’s bound to arouse. Speaking of, Jenna Persaud (who is credited as Juliet Reagh) portrays a prostitute named Tallulah. The Penthouse Pet (April 1987) proves she’s wild when she whips off her top to reveal her ebony rack — just before she attacks her human client. If that’s not kinky enough, Patrice (Leslie Ann Philips) proves three pierced nipples are better than two. Who knew? Even though these wicked women are up to no good, their bloody bordello still seems like a great place to visit. Let’s go!