Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) is not Mike Myers extended commercial for an exclusive credit card, as we first thought, but another in the franchise of the rotten-tooth swinging private eye. The plot concerns the kidnapping of his father, played by Michael Caine, which for some reason has Myers time traveling to 1975 to defeat the villain of the title, also played by Myers, who plays Dr. Evil and Fat Bastard. In fact, one of the only characters he doesn’t play, thank God, is Foxxy Cleopatra, who is Beyonce Knowles. She’s the closest we get to skin in the film, wearing a succession of sexier and sexier funk-inspired outfits. Also, Britney Spears shows up in a dance number.